DJ-Bert's audio Reviews on Newgrounds

[bloodhound loop]

I think you know

I think you know you suck!

bloodhound21 responds:

i dont care wat u gotta say

[Trancechorder]

well

this is okay... things you need to improve on:

at 0:10 the trancecorder took a big bad leap

the drums don't have anykind of rhythm to them, they are just random instruments played at the first 1/4 of the measure

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All in all it sounds suspisiously like kleerups cords

ElectronicMusicFever responds:

Thanks for your review!
I can't hear a lep at 0:10...
As I wrote in the comment, it is only a test of this sytrus sound! I know that the rhythm is not good but I produced the song only because of the sound, without any rhythm it would sound even worse! And why make a good, difficult rhythm for a test?
(the hihat is not a every 1/4 but on every 2nd 1/8! ;-))

[A. Improv]

I'm sorry

I don't like improv, it doesn't make anything better... JUST COMPOSE IT!

seriously this stuff ain't for ng...

Seiku21 responds:

I don't know how to read, or write music. But, People like to see what people can do on the spur of the moment. I'd like to know who you are, claiming that just becasue you don't like something, it doesn't belond somewhere. Go fuck yourself. Kthx <3

[Game Over (8-bit HappyHrdcre)]

wow

this is going on the featured audio period!!

Bahdshah responds:

hahaha thanks! glad you like it! it's gonna be super awesome!

[Hollow Space Part 2]

Very well done!

I cannot give you advice since I have never made any ambient songs ever!

so heres a 5 on me!

[JD - Teh Fail]

...wow.....

If it's a fail then why doo you post it...

JD14 responds:

Because I felt like it?
Anything is useful. If you can't see that then I can't see how you got to where you are.
Tell me, why does anyone do anything? Because they feel like it. I felt like it and I did it. If you don't like it, then you can give a well-structured review which does not consist of merely a poorly-written question.
Now if you do not mind I am going to go post some more crap, just for you. :D

[JD - 8Bit Malfunction]

ok well

obviously you don't understand what 8-bit means.....

this sucks, the whole thing.... theres nothing for you to get better at here. the whole song is terribly composed... as if a joke to music artists like me.

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Please compose another song and I can tell you whats wrong with that!

JD14 responds:

That would be why I have "Malfunction" at the end of it.
It is a loop, not a song, and it is in Miscellaneous for a reason.
It /is/ a joke.
If I didn't understand what 8-Bit was, this would not be a "malfunction."
Edit: And who the fuck are you to judge who is and who isn't an artist?
You get the same ratings as me, so don't even try.

[05 - Reflected Falls [DKC3]]

Allright!

very good I like everything except the fact that the piano needs to be way louder! try that and see how it sounds!

UnrealReno responds:

Thanks for your comment :).

Fact is, we are not going to change anything in the future about this Project.
Nevertheless, we take your point of critics along with us!

[If I only knew]

ok..

so the lyrics where horrible, but since I am not a singer I will asses only the instrumentals.

for my sake can you post a version without the lyrics!

[Last Sequel]

Hmmm

Well everything here was out of sync.

nothing had effects

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So I belive I gave you a pretty high rating for this, please countinue getting better!

(Also read some tutorials)

lackofintelligence responds:

Well, thanks ill totally read some tutorials!